Expect the unexpected.

In third grade:	Learn cursive, you will use it for the rest of your life
Middle School:	Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
High School:	Please don't write in cursive
College:	If you do not type it I will not grade your paper

What's wrong with our society.

Kim Kardashian:	I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America:	Well sure why not?
Britney Spears:	I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America:	Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra:	I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America:	Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple:	We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America:	WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

A rule for everyone.